So here we are again, another Monday and MckMama had this great idea of instead of all the imperfect things we couldn't possibly do, let's share all the things are children could NEVER possibly do! So here we go....my Precious Angel, Nico could of NEVER:

Pooed in his pants and had it falling all over the floor as he ran from me yelling, "NO potty Mommy!!!".....no not him, he always tells me when he has to go!

While we are talking about poo....Nico never would have ran around the house not once, but twice in the dark while we waited for fireworks at our house Saturday night while I am running through the dogs potty hoping that I don't step on any surprises!

Along with fireworks, my child never stayed up past 11PM, not one night but two because he was being so stubborn waiting for Daddy to come home from work and on the second night he certainly didn't have to go to Pre-School at 9AM......

My child certainly didn't take sand, dirt or anything he could get his hands on and throw it at me because he is the most disciplined child and he certainly DID NOT kick over my glass of tea while we were waiting for the fireworks just to be funny......notice me laughing!

And finally, he could of never in a restaurant, store or wherever he could possibly embarrass me put his fingers in his ears and yell at the top of his lungs just because it's hilarious....don't we all do that?!?!?!

Oh, and just for kicks my child a few months ago never got into his closet took out the washable paint that isn't so washable, glue and any other non-washable item and colored himself, the carpet, his bed and anything else he could get his precious little hands on......no NOT my Nico he always goes right to sleep at nap time!

Has your child done something to embarrass you or make you just shake your head and say "WHY ME?".....it seems terrible at the time but I am guessing like I am going to laugh you are going to laugh at my "perfect" child's imperfect ways! I wouldn't have it any other way!

Until our next adventure......